A duck’s quack doesn’t echo … no one knows why. Speaking of ducks, Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants. Most lipstick contains fish scales. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a “tittle.” Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. If you think this list is random, wait ’til you read the most random interview and conversation among the three girls that make up the “imop clan.” They’re funny, fabulous, LOUD—and proud of it!
It’s the third edition of “Come to Playyy!” and because of this, I decided to make a two-part series of Kpop bloggers made up of a team of three! To start things of let me first describe these three girls. I don’t exactly remember how, but I think I’ve gotten to know one of them through LJ wayy back then and right after that was major spazzing history. I can’t describe them with words, so let me just show you:
Beckery – My height. I’m like an ant amongst the Eiffel Tower. Shut up guys, I don’t need your input in this.
PAS – my laugh, I think. Apparently I laugh like I’m about to choke
ONCE YOU KPOP, YOU CAN’T STOP!
Brief background about imop.wordpress.com:
PAS – Because we like to mop floors
Beckery – BTW *I* actually no input on the name, so don’t blame me if it sounds weird or dodgy 😀
PAS – I started the blog right after I graduated from highschool (long holidays = MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BOREDOM) and it was called “in my opinion”, but that name was taken, so I used “imop” instead
In three words, describe imop:
PAS – Awesome, Fantastic, Fabulous
Candychu – Dirrrrrty, Spazztards, Pedo
Beckery – All of above
PAS – we actually did a post on this, once upon a time. So if you have lots of time and you want to read essays, go here: imop
Candychu – Changmin’s face and his height and his age *O*; basically, something called love at first sight
Beckery – SHINHWA ERIC DONGWAN MINWOO HYESUNG JUNJIN ANDY
Are/Is there any particular HURTFUL comment/s by a reader you received that stung you big time?
Beckery – I’m loved by all, so hurtful comments… whut?
Candychu – I don’t think I ever had comments bashing me or us. But I do have moments where I want to HURT SOMEONE REAL BAD. Like when Star King cut out the Onew On Ice cut and when KBS was a total bitch about Onew’s accident and blamed him and called him a coward. Oh and also when people HOTLINKED my photoalbums and when people plagiarise our posts.
PAS – oh wait, I remember that girl who told us we weren’t fashionable – cos we laughed at SHINee’s plaid shirts, but that wasn’t really hurtful, it was more FUNNY
Beckery – YOU COPIED ME CANDYCHU
PAS – Tight pants
Beckery – …….tight pants?… reminds me of SHINee
Idol. Pretty boys in tight pants.
PAS – SCARY PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUPER GLUE DDD8
Beckery – 13 full stop.
Candychu – ALL HAIL HENRY
Beckery – Pro stalkers
PAS – Plastic surgery. THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND EVIDENCE. GET A FREAKING LIIIIIFE.
Candychu – Laugh Out Loud (for netizens)
4. EPIC FAIL
Candychu – ONEW CONDITION
PAS – JAEJOONG’S BIRD DaNCE
Beckery – LEADJA JAY PARK
PAS – SJ taking off their pants
Beckery – Candychu seeing Taemin’s bellybutton
PAS – ew, Candice
Candychu – Just so you know, nothing excites me more than Dubulge
Beckery – EW GROSS. MY EYES
Candychu – Or Taerection
Candychu – Only kidding.
PAS – MY EYES
Beckery – Ok lets keep this PG please
WARNING: Siwon won’t like it if he reads this LOL
MORE ABOUT KPOP AND YOU!
Kpop song/s on your playlist right now:
Candychu – Sorry Sorry R&B Remix
PAS – 2NE1’s album, and also some Lee Seung Gi songs
Candychu – F.T Island Cross & Change
Beckery – This could go on forever but FT Island’s new album, 2NE1’s mini album and some Lee Seung Gi songs
Candychu – 2NE1’s 1st Mini Album
Candychu – TOP & Taeyang’s “Friend” (I swear they sing VA.GI.NA ;__;)
Drama/TV music/variety show you wish you NEVER watched:
Candychu – Frozen Flower
PAS – Four Minute singing “Milkshake”
Beckery – You deserved it Candice 😛
Beckery – Um..none. Everything is a learning experience. Oh I am so wise.
Artist (who’s inactive in the K biz right now) you wish should make a real comeback:
PAS – CSJH, OH HOW I MISS THEM ;__________;
Beckery – Omg is that even a question. SHINHWA COME BACK TO ME!!
Candychu – CSJH & Joo. Wtf is that girl? >: /
Choose one type of celeb & tell us why! Pretty boys noonas fawn all over (ala Shinee, who else!) vs Manly drool-worthy men without the guilt (ala Bi/Rain)?
PAS – Can I have pretty boys who are older than me ;__; I don’t like
chunky men. I like my boys pretty and scrawny
Candychu – Cute, innocent boys, because they’d be fun to taint and would be all “Noona, hajima ;___;”
PAS – you disgust me
Candychu – You love it
Beckery – Cute, pretty boys cuz very hot ones make me feel inferior ._.
“DAYDREAMING. IF YOU’RE GOING TO DREAM, DREAM BIG! IT’S FREE ANYWAYS!”
If you could go out on a real one week date with a Korean celebrity on Mnet Scandal, who would it be and why?
PAS – CHOI SIWON. Cos he’s such a gentleman and he’d pay for everything I wanted
Beckery – This is hard…Does it have to be Korean cuz I’m actually thinking Wang Lee Hom…
Candychu – THIS IS SO HARD OMG. But if it was for one day and one day only, then Donghae, because he is such a flirt and he’d know how to treat the girl and make her happy. But damnit, Jonghyun knows too. I want to eat the same ice cream as him. Okay, back to Donghae. Em…-
If you were a trainee who’s about to debut, which Kpop song would you like to have as your OWN debut song or a stage performance by an artist you’d like to have done YOURSELF?
PAS – Gee, just because it’s so catchy
Candychu – I’d get pissed off lol if I had Gee. I’d get sick of it.
Candychu – Oppa Neomu Yeppeo. Roflmao.
Beckery – Can I do a duet? Cuz then I’ll perform “One Love” with Eunhyuk. Or “Love After” with Shin Hyesung.
Beckery – Candice T___T
PAS – no duets, read the question
Candychu – Would Dongsaeng Neomu Yeppeo be more appropriate?
Beckery – You’re so mean PAS. Fine, Kiss – Because I’m a Girl
TIME TO SAY GOODBYERS!
Typical goodbye message: What do you want to say to your readers? What are your hopes and dreams for imop?
Candychu – ALREADY?
PAS – Hopes and dreams? That we’ll get more readers who learn from DBSK’s Cassiopeias and shower us with gifts :D:D:D You said dreams XP
Beckery – Looool. You’re so greedy. I’d be just happy if our silent readers all come out of their caves once and while and give us a comment. Something like “OMG HI GUYS” is fine by me.
Candychu – HI Y’ALL READERS 8D. Em em em, please support us til the ends of time; or at least until I get married to Onew. KTHXBAI.
PAS – HELLO, OUR READERS. HOORAY, YOU JUST READ ALL THAT :D:D. Thank you all SO much for putting up with our weirdness and Candychu’s pedo tendencies. WE LOVE YOU ALL. AND THANK YOU TO FLOATINGSTARS FOR FEATURING US. AND READING ALL THAT.
Beckery – CHUCKS CANDIES AT YOU
PAS – LET’S ALL EAT CANDY
As a token of thanks to the imop clan, here’s a little gift from yours truly:
PaS and Siwon
Candychu cradling Taemin. *Just imagine it’s not Kang Ho Dong’s body LMAO*
Bec and Wang Lee Hom!
Floatingstars recommendation: If you want pure, unadulterated fangirling, go to imop.wordpress.com, where they update videos, photoscans, funny and interesting reviews. There’s never a dull moment when these three ladies are around! Follow them at twitter with usernames imopclan and almightykey, and candychu@WP.
P.S. Stay tuned for part 2 when we get to know three chikas all the way from Florida in their fabulous radio show, Asian Pop Addict!